Humanity, we’ve reached the pinnacle: Presenting the Macbook selfie stick

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Just in case the dirty looks you receive when using a selfie stick aren’t quite dirty enough, a new art project has upped the ante.

Instead of attaching your phone to a stick to take a picture of yourself, Art404, John Yuyi and Tom Galle – the people behind the actual Netflix and Chill room – have made it possible to stick your Macbook on the end of a stick.

We just hope it doesn’t catch on.

For when you need to look on point laying in a field

A man takes a selfie with his Macbook in a park
(Macbook Selfie Stick)

For when you want to completely befuddle a man selling tours in Times Square

A woman takes a selfie with her Macbook in Times Square
(Macbook Selfie Stick)

For when your leisurewear game needs to be documented, and only a big screen will do

A man takes a selfie with his Macbook
(Macbook Selfie Stick)

For when your iPhone just isn’t capable of catching your serious face well enough

A man takes a serious selfie with his Macbook
(Macbook Selfie Stick)

For when you and your squad happen to find yourselves on a selfie-suitable rooftop

A group selfie taken with a Macbook
(Macbook Selfie Stick)

For when you need to answer the question everyone is asking

The word why is on a billboard next to a woman taking a selfie with a macbook
(Macbook Selfie Stick)

Please, please, PLEASE: Let us all pray some marketing executive somewhere doesn’t decide this will be a great product to sell over Christmas 2016.